Friday 25 July 2014

GOODBYE TO LENNY AS HE FLIES HOME TO AFRICA TO BE WITH FAMILY...??!!


Lenny is sorry he won't be around for a while to entertain everyone but he needs to spend time with his family and catch up - he will miss you but promises to be back...??!!

Thursday 24 July 2014

LENNY RECEIVES AN IMPORTANT LETTER...??!!

Lenny has been called home - his Great Grandfather Roarotious is sick and not expected to last much longer - Lenny has to return if he is to see him again, he will leave tomorrow...??!!

Wednesday 23 July 2014

FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...??!!

It's Lenny's Birthday today and he is preparing for his party, everyone is invited as long as they bring copious amounts of food and drink...??!!

Tuesday 22 July 2014

LENNY TAKES AN EARLY MORNING RIDE WITH NED...??!!

Lenny needs to clear his head and decide whether he will go back to the wild with Great Uncle Adventurer; his partly domesticated friends could help him with his decision...??!!

Monday 21 July 2014

LENNY TO RETURN TO THE WILD...??!!

Great Uncle Adventurer has told Lenny that he can go back with him to his roots and suggests he writes a book on his findings of the human condition - what will Lenny decide...??!!

Sunday 20 July 2014

MAISIE BRINGS IN SOME SUPPORT FOR LENNY...??!!

Great Uncle Adventurer has been brought in to try and sort out Lenny's dilemmas...??!!

Saturday 19 July 2014

LENNY ASKS THE CHICKENS FOR HELP...??!!

Lenny is so confused these days, he chats with the chickens to try and make sense of the species called humans...??!!

Friday 18 July 2014

THUNDERSTORMS KEPT LENNY VIGILANT FOR THE NIGHT...??!!

The skies were roaring last night keeping Lenny awake, he felt his ancestors calling him from afar...??!!

Thursday 17 July 2014

LENNY CAN'T START HIS DAY WITHOUT A COFFEE...??!!

Having lived in the human world for over 2 years now, Lenny cannot start his day without a coffee...??!!

Wednesday 16 July 2014

LENNY STARTS HIS DAY WITH SOME TAI CHI...??!!

OFTEN LACKING IN EXERCISE, LENNY STARTS HIS DAY WITH THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF TAI CHI AND BIDS YOU ALL A VERY GOOD AND HEALTHY DAY...??!!

Tuesday 15 July 2014

LENNY SINGS IN THE SHOWER...??!!

Relieved that his nightmares of the past few nights were not true, Lenny washes his cares away feeling free and happy to explore the next adventure that comes his way...  wonder what that will be...??!!

Sunday 13 July 2014

THE DANGER OF WATCHING TOO MUCH DAY TIME TELEVISION...??!!

Lenny wakes up to find that the Jeremy Pyle 'experience' was all a bad dream...??!!

LENNY PREPARES FOR HIS DEMISE NOW...??!!

Lenny feels he has got into a mess that he cannot get out of, so prepares himself for the worst outcome...??!!

Saturday 12 July 2014

LENNY IS OFFERED COUNSELLING BY GRAHAM...??!!

After Lenny's traumatic experience, Graham, the Jeremy Pyle's show Counsellor, who is highly experienced in such matters, offers Lenny the chance to 'sort himself out'...??!!

Friday 11 July 2014

JEREMY PYLE'S 'MINDERS' ESCORT LENNY OFF THE PREMISES...??!!

Due to Lenny's outburst and attack on Jeremy, the Minders are forced to move him away from 'the situation' in order for things to calm down...??!!

Thursday 10 July 2014

LENNY PUNCHES JEREMY PYLE...??!!

Lenny is outraged at Jeremy's approach to his 'situation' and clocks him one with the girls looking on and baby on the pot...??!!

Wednesday 9 July 2014

LENNY GETS 'GRILLED' ON THE JEREMY PYLE SHOW...??!!

Lenny fails the lie-detector tests and Jeremy shouts at him...'well, why didn't you put something on the end of it'...??!!

Tuesday 8 July 2014

LENNY IS CALLED TO ATTEND THE JEREMY PYLE SHOW...??!!

With another claim on Lenny's Fatherhood having come forward, he is called to attend the Jeremy Pyle show for lie-detector tests...??!!

Monday 7 July 2014

LENNY CLAIMS THAT THE BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM...??!!

Lenny feels that Lucy's claims are completely unfounded as the child she says is his, clearly looks nothing like him...??!!

Sunday 6 July 2014

LUCY HAS ARRIVED WITH A BABY...??!!

Lenny looks on in horror as the Elders tell him Lucy is claiming he is the father of her baby...??!!

Saturday 5 July 2014

LENNY IS CALLED TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE ELDERS...??!!

It has been two years since Lenny took on trying to understand the human condition and it appears a few rather large issues have arisen...  Lenny is about to find out what they are...??!!

Friday 4 July 2014

LENNY MAKES READY TO SET SAIL...??!!

Lenny and the Team Ticehurst Boys spent yesterday brewing beer and stowing away some goodies for our hero to take back to their friends in West Sussex...??!!
 ... he has thoroughly enjoyed his mini-break and before leaving utters the infamous words "I'll be back"...??!!
... little does he know this could be a lot sooner than he thought... because he appears to have a stowaway...??!!

Thursday 3 July 2014

WHAT'S BREWING...??!!

Lenny and The Boys are still brewing up their next adventure...??!!
 ... but who and what will it involve... where and when will it be... and where has Mr Ted skedaddled to...??!!
... could this be a clue...??!!

Wednesday 2 July 2014

LENNY CALLS A POW-WOW...??!!

What do you think our hero and his mates are planning now...??!!
... whatever it is you can be sure it will undoubtedly involve shed-loads of mayhem and trouble...??!!

Tuesday 1 July 2014

LENNY LEARNS ANOTHER VALUABLE HUMAN LESSON...??!!



 ... after his Anniversary Party our hero experiences another 'Humanism'...  the infamous 'Morning After'...??!!

... the 'Night Before'...??!!

Monday 30 June 2014

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LENNY...??!!

It is 'eggsactly' 2 years since our hero began sharing his adventures in coping with 'humanisation'...??!!
 ... The Gang have therefore made him a 'Sunny Smile' breakfast...??!!
... to tuck into at the start of his special day...??!!
 
... as they all wish him "Happy Anniversary Lenny"...??!!

Sunday 29 June 2014

DO YOU KNOW-ME...??!!

Whilst carrying out his domestic duties Lenny spots someone familiar...??!!
... but who is it...??!!

Friday 27 June 2014

OFF ON PARADE... OR TO A PROTEST MARCH...??!!

Looks like our intrepid Musketeer is carrying some sort of banner...??!!
 ... but what can it be and where is he going...??!!
... neither... it's a feather duster and our hero is simply tidying up the sitting room after Spidee had spent the night in there...??!!

IS LENNY 'ALL WASHED UP'...??!!

Has Lenny spent too long sitting out in the midday sun... or perhaps he's had a bump on the head...??!!
... either way he clearly appears to have turned over a new leaf and is getting fully acquainted with the every day challenges...??!!
... very good Lenny... but they won't dry themselves...??!!
... so Lenny gets a tea-towel... funny how he starts with his host Uncle Paul's mug... maybe our hero really is getting to grips with the many 'political intricacies' of the Human Condition...??!!

Thursday 26 June 2014

LENNY GETS SWITCHED ON...??!!


What on earth can Lenny be plugging in...??!!


 ...it would appear that our erstwhile hero has finally had a pang of guilt... and decides maybe he should help to tidy up and get the place 'ship-shape'...??!!
... so he starts off by getting to grips with running the vacuum cleaner around...??!!

Wednesday 25 June 2014

"THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING...??!!


...is in the eating" - a quintessential Human proverb that Lenny has clearly embraced...??!!

...with help from his friends Scraggy and Big Foot along with guidance from Delia...??!!

...the Three Musketeers have made pancakes as a treat for all The Gang...??!!

Tuesday 24 June 2014

"HUBBLE, BUBBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE...??!!"




 What are our three intrepid Musketeers up to now...??!!

...it clearly involves a bag of flour, a frying pan and "Delia"...??!!

Monday 23 June 2014

ANYBODY, SOMEBODY & NOBODY...??!!

It's Somebody's birthday today... but Nobody is owning up...??!!

...can Anybody guess who is the Birthday Boy trying to avoid the 'bumps'...??!!

Sunday 22 June 2014

LENNY PRESENTS...??!!

Lenny introduces three new members of Team 'Loony'...??!!

...Big Foot, Messy and Rex... can you guess which is which...?? (hint: Lenny is the one wearing a scarf...) ...??!!

Saturday 21 June 2014

LENNY GETS A SHOCK...??!!

As self-appointed Chief Cook & Bottle Washer, Lenny takes stock...??!!
but while compiling his shopping list our erstwhile hero makes a shocking discovery...??!!

Friday 20 June 2014

LENNY TAKES ANOTHER FAST STRIDE FORWARD...??!!

In his quest to cope with Humanisation, Lenny has been told that the first meal of the day is the most important one...??!!

...so he sets about making breakfast for The Gang...??!!

...think our hero is gonna need a bit more than 3 slices of toast, some salmon paste, a few tomatoes...??!!

...and one mug of coffee to feed 17 hungry mouths... who have no sweeties to supplement it with...??!!