Friday, 25 July 2014

GOODBYE TO LENNY AS HE FLIES HOME TO AFRICA TO BE WITH FAMILY...??!!


Lenny is sorry he won't be around for a while to entertain everyone but he needs to spend time with his family and catch up - he will miss you but promises to be back...??!!

Thursday, 24 July 2014

LENNY RECEIVES AN IMPORTANT LETTER...??!!

Lenny has been called home - his Great Grandfather Roarotious is sick and not expected to last much longer - Lenny has to return if he is to see him again, he will leave tomorrow...??!!

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...??!!

It's Lenny's Birthday today and he is preparing for his party, everyone is invited as long as they bring copious amounts of food and drink...??!!

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

LENNY TAKES AN EARLY MORNING RIDE WITH NED...??!!

Lenny needs to clear his head and decide whether he will go back to the wild with Great Uncle Adventurer; his partly domesticated friends could help him with his decision...??!!

Monday, 21 July 2014

LENNY TO RETURN TO THE WILD...??!!

Great Uncle Adventurer has told Lenny that he can go back with him to his roots and suggests he writes a book on his findings of the human condition - what will Lenny decide...??!!

Sunday, 20 July 2014

MAISIE BRINGS IN SOME SUPPORT FOR LENNY...??!!

Great Uncle Adventurer has been brought in to try and sort out Lenny's dilemmas...??!!

Saturday, 19 July 2014

LENNY ASKS THE CHICKENS FOR HELP...??!!

Lenny is so confused these days, he chats with the chickens to try and make sense of the species called humans...??!!

Friday, 18 July 2014

THUNDERSTORMS KEPT LENNY VIGILANT FOR THE NIGHT...??!!

The skies were roaring last night keeping Lenny awake, he felt his ancestors calling him from afar...??!!

Thursday, 17 July 2014

LENNY CAN'T START HIS DAY WITHOUT A COFFEE...??!!

Having lived in the human world for over 2 years now, Lenny cannot start his day without a coffee...??!!

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

LENNY STARTS HIS DAY WITH SOME TAI CHI...??!!

OFTEN LACKING IN EXERCISE, LENNY STARTS HIS DAY WITH THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF TAI CHI AND BIDS YOU ALL A VERY GOOD AND HEALTHY DAY...??!!

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

LENNY SINGS IN THE SHOWER...??!!

Relieved that his nightmares of the past few nights were not true, Lenny washes his cares away feeling free and happy to explore the next adventure that comes his way...  wonder what that will be...??!!

Sunday, 13 July 2014

THE DANGER OF WATCHING TOO MUCH DAY TIME TELEVISION...??!!

Lenny wakes up to find that the Jeremy Pyle 'experience' was all a bad dream...??!!

LENNY PREPARES FOR HIS DEMISE NOW...??!!

Lenny feels he has got into a mess that he cannot get out of, so prepares himself for the worst outcome...??!!

Saturday, 12 July 2014

LENNY IS OFFERED COUNSELLING BY GRAHAM...??!!

After Lenny's traumatic experience, Graham, the Jeremy Pyle's show Counsellor, who is highly experienced in such matters, offers Lenny the chance to 'sort himself out'...??!!

Friday, 11 July 2014

JEREMY PYLE'S 'MINDERS' ESCORT LENNY OFF THE PREMISES...??!!

Due to Lenny's outburst and attack on Jeremy, the Minders are forced to move him away from 'the situation' in order for things to calm down...??!!

Thursday, 10 July 2014

LENNY PUNCHES JEREMY PYLE...??!!

Lenny is outraged at Jeremy's approach to his 'situation' and clocks him one with the girls looking on and baby on the pot...??!!

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

LENNY GETS 'GRILLED' ON THE JEREMY PYLE SHOW...??!!

Lenny fails the lie-detector tests and Jeremy shouts at him...'well, why didn't you put something on the end of it'...??!!

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

LENNY IS CALLED TO ATTEND THE JEREMY PYLE SHOW...??!!

With another claim on Lenny's Fatherhood having come forward, he is called to attend the Jeremy Pyle show for lie-detector tests...??!!

Monday, 7 July 2014

LENNY CLAIMS THAT THE BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM...??!!

Lenny feels that Lucy's claims are completely unfounded as the child she says is his, clearly looks nothing like him...??!!

Sunday, 6 July 2014

LUCY HAS ARRIVED WITH A BABY...??!!

Lenny looks on in horror as the Elders tell him Lucy is claiming he is the father of her baby...??!!

Saturday, 5 July 2014

LENNY IS CALLED TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE ELDERS...??!!

It has been two years since Lenny took on trying to understand the human condition and it appears a few rather large issues have arisen...  Lenny is about to find out what they are...??!!

Friday, 4 July 2014

LENNY MAKES READY TO SET SAIL...??!!

Lenny and the Team Ticehurst Boys spent yesterday brewing beer and stowing away some goodies for our hero to take back to their friends in West Sussex...??!!
 ... he has thoroughly enjoyed his mini-break and before leaving utters the infamous words "I'll be back"...??!!
... little does he know this could be a lot sooner than he thought... because he appears to have a stowaway...??!!

Thursday, 3 July 2014

WHAT'S BREWING...??!!

Lenny and The Boys are still brewing up their next adventure...??!!
 ... but who and what will it involve... where and when will it be... and where has Mr Ted skedaddled to...??!!
... could this be a clue...??!!

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

LENNY CALLS A POW-WOW...??!!

What do you think our hero and his mates are planning now...??!!
... whatever it is you can be sure it will undoubtedly involve shed-loads of mayhem and trouble...??!!

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

LENNY LEARNS ANOTHER VALUABLE HUMAN LESSON...??!!



 ... after his Anniversary Party our hero experiences another 'Humanism'...  the infamous 'Morning After'...??!!

... the 'Night Before'...??!!